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"Hello, my name is Mr. Kienok. I come from a small country known as Hygoj. Will you come and visit me?" --Mr. Kienok
Ahhhhh!
Favorite Bands
Favorite Songs
A little about me
"Take off your clothes." --Disney's Aladdin
The ugliness is overpowering to the face. You can never expect it until it has overcome you. Eventually it will take us all. The only way to stop this madness is to mix up a quick bowl of my magical mysterious monsterous magical mystery mud and rub it all over your face and in your eyes. Some must also be held under your knees for 3 days. (move your feet) When this is complete you must climb the mountainous peaks of your very own nose and dive into a pit of the burning "jujubees". At the end of these the courageous outtakes you will become eternally beautiful, or die. The choice is yours. Take it from me, the master ugly.
*end transmission*
The End
3 red
2 pieces of crap
7 unusually green bugs
1 egg
1 claw from the sloth like marmoset Pat Dacey
21 of your personal nail clippings
1 hair from every world leader
1 skoo
Mix it all, and mix it well.]
Andy: Hahahahahahahaha
Tim: Whats so funny, Andy?
Andy: I don't know hahahahahaha
Andy, Tim, and Fran: Hahahahahahahaha
Fran: Thats hilarious